Showing posts with label Lameness. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Lameness. Show all posts

Sunday, August 3, 2008

All in a day....

Start of the day....

Many thanks to my Sis Angela for the wake up call at 9 am in the morning, but to tell the truth I slept on for another 30 minutes before heading for the shower. But before that I will have to sms my "wife" to tell her I am getting ready already before picking her up.

So after my shower, typical me will scoot off to the computer and surf the net a bit before going down to the car. So I arrived at her house 30 minutes late or something and that gave her a chance to complain...lolx... after that brought her to the ATM located at Everrise BDC, and it seems like its the beginning of the month and everyone is queuing up there either to check has their salary been cashed in or to withdraw money.

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The queue

My "daughter" is all grown up....

Since I was picking up Stacy so both of us arrived at the office early...(technically speaking as we are working afternoon shift today)...


Our daughter...Odelia came a bit later...(typical her lar...) she came into the lecturer's room panting... she thought she was late but in actual she was not... so she had no simple make-up on her face.... and also typical her... she brought her own food and did not bring any for the parents... (aihh...kids these days...).

After settling down... out comes her make-up kit. First on the list is to put on her cherry lip balm... and waddaya know daddy and daughter use the same brand of lip balm, Nivea! (High five).... but mine is none flavour or colouring. After lip balm, it was the eye-liner... carefully she drew a beautiful line over her eye... seeing her doing that seems like my daughter is all grown up... *sniffs* my lil girl has grown up... so grown up that tonight she did not have the time to accompany daddy and mummy for late night shopping at The Spring mall for she needs to go dating and she is so shy about it...

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How to draw eye lines... firts take out eye liner...carefully draw...
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Make sure it looks ok...
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Do touch ups
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Make sure its even... and use finger to smudge it a bit... LOLx
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End result... prefectness



She is also so grown up that her mind got a bit astray... and I have no idea how to get her brain back straight... all the grandpa's fault lar... show her that type of stuff...

Sighs... kids... LMAO...!

Lunch Hour...

After my daughter dolled herself up all 'purdy (pretty)', we waited for her aunt Angela a.ka. my sister to come over to have lunch together. Some sort like a small family gathering... as we walked down the stars... we realised that my car was parked right outside the centre... so my sister being her naughty and lame-self decided to play with my car's back wiper... while she was doing that, she found my Ah bun (My wife gave it that name) and so being a nice bro, I took it out and let her carry it out... well she kept hugging it the whole way..

But in the end... it got into the hands of my wife... she refused to let it go...since she was not feeling good (Women's monthly thing... u know what la), we decided to let her hug it... after such a long time... she suddenly fell in love with it... and she dropped it on the floor twice... Grrr... hope it is not dirty... (jk...jk)

My new son...

Sighs.... I am already a father to a daughter who is older than me by a few month.... tsk tsk.... now I have another son... well a few more kids... but there is this particular kid in my kiddy class that I love him so much because he is super adorable. His name is Deron Ting...(sighs.....of all the surname...its Ting...) Nevermind...

Today my son got into a fight with someone older from my wife's class, I think the name of the boy is Robin... I scolded him and made him apologise to the other kid... he looked at me with his big eyes and was like almost in tears... I know I must have looked fierce in there. He was then brought to clean up with the accounts clerk, when he entered the class he sat quietly and do his work. I asked him does he still want me to love him and pamper him? He quietly shook his head (Heart's melt)...

I then looked at his face, he had still had some marker smudges on his face, his big cute eyes looked at mine and his face was full of innocents (heart melts some more). I then went and took the wet wipes and clean off his face. He then looked at me with those eyes... (BOOM... ok....I can't get mad at him anymore... *heart turns into liquid *)

Dinner time...

As we finished our class, we went down for our dinner before our next class starts... again Ah bun has been carried down... but before we went down for dinner... we did some stupid camwhoring (me that is) with Ah bun.. one of the photos I politely asked my dear sis not to put it up in her blog... but my request went into deaf ears... -.-'' she still posted it up...

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This is Ah Bun...
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The forbidden photo... that she still posted it up..sienz...
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Another attempt...lolx

So as revenge I will post hers up... muahahaha...

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Caught her... haha!
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Peek a boo... haha

Anyway... we went down for dinner, sis was not eating as she was going home soon. So only Stacy and I had dinner, since our daughter brought her own bread... anyway... I took the opportunity to take some candid photos of my daughter and heh heh... darling sister... and it turns out to be good.

The spoiler of the day.... Stupid fucking cock sucking no good slut cheap ass rude bitch....

This girl which I seriously never ever liked her which I so wish she will just vanish into thin air is a super fucking cock sucking no good slutty cheap ass banging ugly fugly cao cibai rude and bokasi bitch... *Phew*... since she is so noisy in class that is swell with me but when I asked you a question and you answer me in such a rude way... and you do not even respect your tutor/instructor...wtf...

Today she was in my EC (Elementary Conversation ) class. SO basically its a big class... I needed all students to participate ... so, I gave a topic about can you remember anything about their childhood. When I asked her... she gave me craps and saying she nearly got knocked down by car which gave a some trauma in life and caused her for being a bitch now...

So after the class ends... she was coughing (choking...serves her right).. I jokingly told her that...

Me: See... you talk too much crap and you said something wrong and this is what happens...

She asked her brother or whatever that guy is hold the cup and she go and kick my leg.... Fuck lar... I am your lecturer not your friend or whatever lar... RESPECT lar... BITCH... being me I ignored her... She continued to cough and being me ... I went...

Me: Kick me some more... see cough even worse... serves you right ( and walks fast back into the room)

Stupid bitch lar...

To top it up... my daughter ar... or my daughter's student want to do voodoo on me just because my daughter say I am bad... celaka.... nevermind... what hurts the most is my daughter suggested to use needle and poke the voodoo doll that was suppose to be me... So... this is how a daughter treats her dad.... sad....sad....

That is all for now. Chips Chips~~

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Take a guess please.....

Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday?

What did the lion tell the jackal when they came upon a group of hares?

Last riddle's answers:
1. Curio-city (because curiosity kills the cat)
2. Because shoulders have blades...shoulder blades... XD



Friday, August 1, 2008

Missing my old students

I miss them so much... sighs... it was a hard decision... but in the end I had to make a decision... I feel bad to leave my old students behind in the old tuition centre, but I can't help it. I need a stable income and the previous centre could not satisfy that so thus, that was one of the reason why I moved over to teach at Cambridge.

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my form 3 students

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My funny colleague

I also miss my old colleagues there, they are nice people and I truly miss them. I miss my lil rascals in primary class, Aaron, ever naughty Wilbur, talkative Arthur, Laughing Ming Jia, and a lot more.

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My rascals....
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My bubbly colleague with my rascals
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one of them wrote me a letter with a lot of errors inside...*sniffs*

I also felt bad because I did not get a chance to bid my Form 1 and Form 2 students goodbye. I miss you guys so much also. Sighs... I feel so sad...

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My other bubbly colleague... (Odelia u are not the only bubbly one o...) wakaka

I wish my PMR and UPSR students good luck in your examinations that will be coming soon. Do well and do keep up the good work. I miss all of you so much.

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Take a guess!!!!

Which city does the cat never travel to?
Ans: ????

Why did Malcom rub his pencil on his shoulders?
Ans: ???




Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Prone to Wrong Statements...

I am prone or a good target for wrong statements. I think I myself sometimes give out out wrong statements too, like today.

Scene 1: Lunch table @ Expert

During lunch hour, Jason joined us and the whole group went crazy again. So Jason was teasing us on Stacy's wrong statement yesterday. I don't exactly remember what or how did the conversation drifted on to a loner senior of ours. This is when my wrong statement came out... I was trying to say that the guy (loner senior) was going to say " Stacy be mine" and the statement just came out wrong... I did not notice until... Stacy pointed it out... I was like ... SHIT! Shhh... don't say it out.

She kept laughing there. Well... and they said I was a bit crazy today... I can't deny that fact.

Scene 2: Inside the office.

As you all know my drawer is filled with food and became a pantry. I was going to make coffee and suddenly I turned to Odelia,

Me: Eh eh... Odelia bring a cup here tomorrow so you can make coffee also.
OD: Ok ok... I bring it tomorrow.
Me: Don't forget to bring, you see Stacy and I we are drinking Mocha now...nice....
OD: But I have no CUP...
Me: .... You have no CUP.... No Cup....
(Stacy and Odelia looks at me and laughs and I laughed to coz... they know what I meant)
Stacy: This Edwin ar... so dirty minded today...
OD: Ya ya... he is soo... hiao
Me: ... WTF....I just re quoted it ma...
Stacy & OD: Aiya... today you memang dirty minded
(In comes Joanna... and they told her... as for me *dies*)

Scene 3: SCR restaurant

We were having a drink with pretty Joanna...since today is going to be her second last day working in Cambridge. ( We are going to miss ya Joanna)

We were talking about somethings about the company and we came to this topic about Joanna jokingly asking us to leave with her...

Joanna: Its not like I am asking you guys to leave with me...
Us: .... listens....
Joanna: I mean like ... I ask EDWIN TO LEAVE WITH ME...
Stacy: *Laughs* That sounds so wrong....
OD: Laughs...
Joanna: Laughs...
Me: *Laughs* Sighs... How come I am always the victim for the wrong statement.

So yea another wrong statement from Joanna today.

Another Issue:

Treasure the chance...
If my mum is to give me one more chance I will have to study extra hard this semester. I feel so guilty for crapping up in my exams. I seriously feel so bad in my heart...


I should not have let it started in the first place... Now I see the damages it has caused... I am now picking up the pieces of my life...


p/s: Odelia!! we are gonna start a new blog specially for Odelia. The add should be bubblyodelia.blogspot.com
Tagline: Bubbliness XD
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What always runs but never walks, often murmurs, never talks, has a bed but never sleeps, has a mouth but never eats?

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Right Kind of Wrong... Nah... Wrong statement

Today has definitely been another interesting day. By right today I should be doing split shift which means that I work until 11.30am and I have the afternoon free to do whatever I want, but today since Stacy kept reminding me that I still have my Elementary Grammar lesson plan to do which consists of 3 units this week. I decided to stay back for the whole day to do my lesson plan. With that an interesting day began.

It began we went out for lunch with another friend of mine. After lunch... we were pondering on whether on should we go to Stacy's house and grab the electric kettle since the water supply in Cambridge has run dry. In the end, I was ranting I need coffee to keep me awake so we went to her house and grab the kettle (Thx Stac... saved me from falling asleep in the midst of doing my lesson plan...LOLX), so after the kettle I decided to repay her good deeds by giving her a packet of Nescafe 3-in-1.... lolx sound pathetic right?

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The empty huge bottle/tong

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Saved by the Kettle

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Ahh...~~ Coffee...



Anyway... the day began with us disturbing Odelia and this time Jason joined into the game... being bubbly Odelia, she was slow at catching us, When I smsed her she actually asked am I Angela or Edwin? Being naughty me, I replied her its Angela. After a while, she replied Jason saying that she is running out of credit... (Hmmph...did not even bother to reply me...*sad*). So I called her and disturbed her. Well we had nothing better to do.... and we called her when she was in the middle of her meal... lolx...

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Me lil cactus....
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Our Beverage pantry...a.k.a My drawer also...
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Our snack pantry... also my drawer
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Later on, the afternoon was filled laughters every now and then ... around 4pm... Stac left for her class, So I was left alone with Jason, he was busy marking some papers and I was busy preparing my lesson plan for the evening Elementary Grammar class that I was going to teach. Thank goodness I was able to finish it on time. Around 5.30 Stac came back into the room... she was waiting for me to have dinner. I guess she was bored... so she started to pick on things on my table and she took my ruler and I had this sticker with my name on it. Printed on the sticker is " I Belong to... Edwin Lau". Typical Stacy who was prone to WRONG STATEMENT read the words aloud (Imagine that)...

Stacy: I BELONG TO EDWIN LAU....
Jason: You What...
Me: Busy doing work....
Stacy: Oh Shit! NO....no... no...!!!!
Me: (Suddenly realise what she said)..OH SHIT!!! Stacy!!!THAT IS SO WRONG!
Stacy: Arrghh...
Jason: *Laughing*...Oh...since when you guys started...

*and out goes Jason telling it to Anna and inside Stacy and Edwin was "Crying"...

Me: You so ruined my reputation now...
Stacy: I want to resign liao... I go write resignation letter....
Me: I think... I should be the one lar... coz all the WRONG STATEMENT falls onto me... sniffs...
Stacy: *Laughs* Sorrry.... but I can't help it.

Lesson learnt: Be careful of what you said when you are working in a English Language Centre, especially Cambridge...

But without Stacy's wrong statement... it won't be that funny at all... LOLX...

I enjoyed my class tonight. My students are all good tonight and very cooperative and most importantly they are willing to learn. Stacy, sorry to hear about your EC class, if you really can't take it, I think you can bring the matter up to the head.

Stacy and I will be looking forward to Odelia's presence tomorrow...huhu... we are gonna have some more laughters tomorrow. Can't wait to see Miss Angela on Thurs too! with her it will be a complete set of four stooges with a lot more laughters.

Never know when is Stacy is going to come up with the wrong statement again... wakaka.. but please don't fall on me again...

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Lame-O
....How could we turn a pear into a spear?
anyone can guess??

Answers out in the next post... hehe can put your answers in the comment area. Hiaks!