Sunday, August 3, 2008

All in a day....

Start of the day....

Many thanks to my Sis Angela for the wake up call at 9 am in the morning, but to tell the truth I slept on for another 30 minutes before heading for the shower. But before that I will have to sms my "wife" to tell her I am getting ready already before picking her up.

So after my shower, typical me will scoot off to the computer and surf the net a bit before going down to the car. So I arrived at her house 30 minutes late or something and that gave her a chance to complain...lolx... after that brought her to the ATM located at Everrise BDC, and it seems like its the beginning of the month and everyone is queuing up there either to check has their salary been cashed in or to withdraw money.

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The queue

My "daughter" is all grown up....

Since I was picking up Stacy so both of us arrived at the office early...(technically speaking as we are working afternoon shift today)...


Our daughter...Odelia came a bit later...(typical her lar...) she came into the lecturer's room panting... she thought she was late but in actual she was not... so she had no simple make-up on her face.... and also typical her... she brought her own food and did not bring any for the parents... (aihh...kids these days...).

After settling down... out comes her make-up kit. First on the list is to put on her cherry lip balm... and waddaya know daddy and daughter use the same brand of lip balm, Nivea! (High five).... but mine is none flavour or colouring. After lip balm, it was the eye-liner... carefully she drew a beautiful line over her eye... seeing her doing that seems like my daughter is all grown up... *sniffs* my lil girl has grown up... so grown up that tonight she did not have the time to accompany daddy and mummy for late night shopping at The Spring mall for she needs to go dating and she is so shy about it...

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How to draw eye lines... firts take out eye liner...carefully draw...
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Make sure it looks ok...
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Do touch ups
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Make sure its even... and use finger to smudge it a bit... LOLx
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End result... prefectness



She is also so grown up that her mind got a bit astray... and I have no idea how to get her brain back straight... all the grandpa's fault lar... show her that type of stuff...

Sighs... kids... LMAO...!

Lunch Hour...

After my daughter dolled herself up all 'purdy (pretty)', we waited for her aunt Angela a.ka. my sister to come over to have lunch together. Some sort like a small family gathering... as we walked down the stars... we realised that my car was parked right outside the centre... so my sister being her naughty and lame-self decided to play with my car's back wiper... while she was doing that, she found my Ah bun (My wife gave it that name) and so being a nice bro, I took it out and let her carry it out... well she kept hugging it the whole way..

But in the end... it got into the hands of my wife... she refused to let it go...since she was not feeling good (Women's monthly thing... u know what la), we decided to let her hug it... after such a long time... she suddenly fell in love with it... and she dropped it on the floor twice... Grrr... hope it is not dirty... (jk...jk)

My new son...

Sighs.... I am already a father to a daughter who is older than me by a few month.... tsk tsk.... now I have another son... well a few more kids... but there is this particular kid in my kiddy class that I love him so much because he is super adorable. His name is Deron Ting...(sighs.....of all the surname...its Ting...) Nevermind...

Today my son got into a fight with someone older from my wife's class, I think the name of the boy is Robin... I scolded him and made him apologise to the other kid... he looked at me with his big eyes and was like almost in tears... I know I must have looked fierce in there. He was then brought to clean up with the accounts clerk, when he entered the class he sat quietly and do his work. I asked him does he still want me to love him and pamper him? He quietly shook his head (Heart's melt)...

I then looked at his face, he had still had some marker smudges on his face, his big cute eyes looked at mine and his face was full of innocents (heart melts some more). I then went and took the wet wipes and clean off his face. He then looked at me with those eyes... (BOOM... ok....I can't get mad at him anymore... *heart turns into liquid *)

Dinner time...

As we finished our class, we went down for our dinner before our next class starts... again Ah bun has been carried down... but before we went down for dinner... we did some stupid camwhoring (me that is) with Ah bun.. one of the photos I politely asked my dear sis not to put it up in her blog... but my request went into deaf ears... -.-'' she still posted it up...

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This is Ah Bun...
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The forbidden photo... that she still posted it up..sienz...
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Another attempt...lolx

So as revenge I will post hers up... muahahaha...

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Caught her... haha!
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Peek a boo... haha

Anyway... we went down for dinner, sis was not eating as she was going home soon. So only Stacy and I had dinner, since our daughter brought her own bread... anyway... I took the opportunity to take some candid photos of my daughter and heh heh... darling sister... and it turns out to be good.

The spoiler of the day.... Stupid fucking cock sucking no good slut cheap ass rude bitch....

This girl which I seriously never ever liked her which I so wish she will just vanish into thin air is a super fucking cock sucking no good slutty cheap ass banging ugly fugly cao cibai rude and bokasi bitch... *Phew*... since she is so noisy in class that is swell with me but when I asked you a question and you answer me in such a rude way... and you do not even respect your tutor/instructor...wtf...

Today she was in my EC (Elementary Conversation ) class. SO basically its a big class... I needed all students to participate ... so, I gave a topic about can you remember anything about their childhood. When I asked her... she gave me craps and saying she nearly got knocked down by car which gave a some trauma in life and caused her for being a bitch now...

So after the class ends... she was coughing (choking...serves her right).. I jokingly told her that...

Me: See... you talk too much crap and you said something wrong and this is what happens...

She asked her brother or whatever that guy is hold the cup and she go and kick my leg.... Fuck lar... I am your lecturer not your friend or whatever lar... RESPECT lar... BITCH... being me I ignored her... She continued to cough and being me ... I went...

Me: Kick me some more... see cough even worse... serves you right ( and walks fast back into the room)

Stupid bitch lar...

To top it up... my daughter ar... or my daughter's student want to do voodoo on me just because my daughter say I am bad... celaka.... nevermind... what hurts the most is my daughter suggested to use needle and poke the voodoo doll that was suppose to be me... So... this is how a daughter treats her dad.... sad....sad....

That is all for now. Chips Chips~~

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Take a guess please.....

Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday?

What did the lion tell the jackal when they came upon a group of hares?

Last riddle's answers:
1. Curio-city (because curiosity kills the cat)
2. Because shoulders have blades...shoulder blades... XD



17 comments:

AyaShi said...

o.o sabarrrrr hun :)she's like dat.. think she come to class to play nia... and the kid's name was Royce :/.... and oh yea... thanks for the ride xD

OD girl girl: sigh.... u arrr.. dun bully ur dad liao..

and Ah Bun is cccccuuuuuuuuttttttteeeeeee xD

sis: LOLOLOLOL i cant stop laughing....

simply Ed said...

LOl... so u mean this post is very funny ar?

ayashi said...

haha... top part ... as if la u purposely gave me smth to complain abt... and i still cant believe angela seriously gave u a morning call xD

and the photo !!!! hahahahhaa hilariously funny :/ but cute wa.. :)

huhuhu and sorry lo for spoiling photo :(

and abt the biatch... jus ignore her.. sabarrrrrrr :) <3

SoRCièRe dE TeMPs said...

Your sis look cute or not?? XP XP joking la

Hmmmm... I wonder which bitch is this? I know her? Darn some students are just so rude and bad. You think Jason can deal with them? This is kinda serious.

ayashi said...

dun think u knoe her :/ huhuhu o well... some students bo ka one ma.. wht to do...

ayashi said...

cute in a naughty kinda way xD

simply Ed said...

LOL... but u did complain wor... wakakaka...

photo cute... i think wat u meant was ah bun cute lar not me... wu wu

sighs that biatch... GTH lar her ...

SoRCièRe dE TeMPs: Hmmm... my sister ar... Of course lar... my sister is very cute... haha... eh eh... nose got grow longer or not?

ayashi said...

haha both la xD LOLOLOL

xD

SoRCièRe dE TeMPs said...

Hmmm... Some bitch. Pain in the ass. Oh well, bro, it's not worth it to be mad at someone like her. Bro wanna look older meh? XP Later not cute lo. Hahaha!! And you say it's forbidden pic. You posted it yourself. Sis! Bro kantoi himself. Hahaha!!

ayashi said...

lolololololol

Angel Valerie said...

hahaha... i feel like im reading an online comedy from ur entry. haha... it's really sooooooo funny that i cannot imagine what u're going to do to her if she's not ur student.

hahaha...

simply Ed said...

SoRCièRe dE TeMPs: Aiii... Kantoi me now lar... aiee... now like that lar... bully ur bro lar... still dare to say that I bullied you... tsk tsk...I posted it coz... u already posted it ... so no diff ma... wakakaka

Ayashi: Aii... like that lar... sit there and laugh lar... ok...fine... you wait....

AngeL: Sweetie ar... so long did not see you post comment... finally see you post a comment lor... wakakaka...

See... aren't I good? I make you happy... wakakkakakaka... come back here and join us... wakakak a

ayashi said...

simplyed: wht u expect me to do huh?? :/ the fight is between u and ur sis ba xD tak kan la i chap su :)

SoRCièRe dE TeMPs said...

No la. I din fight le. I din bully you la. Which part of you had blue black? Show it liao. XP

ayashi said...

aiee *no comment* xD

SoRCièRe dE TeMPs said...

yesh! I win. Muahahahaha!! XP

Forbidden Tales said...

Stupid fucking cock sucking no good slut cheap ass rude bitch!

Haha tats a good one!